Evan : Evan 20 Wild Details Behind The Making Of Easy A - Screen Rant To See Her Is To Take A Sudden Chill': The Emma Stone Scene That Gave : He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! : You know, the pill is not 100% effective. 20 INT. What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Actually I dated him for a long time. : Woodchuck Todd Are you accusing me of nepotism? : Rosemary When her best friend Rhiannon invites her to spend the weekend with her family, Olive lies and tells that she will have a date with a nonexistent community college student. Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? Hey Olive. I'm not proud of this. High School Student : : I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". Brandon The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. Just the rumor mill. Well! [V.O, about Maryanne's group] I don't want to know anything from you. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite-sex sex partner Olive Penderghast I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I might even lose my virginity to him. Woodchuck Todd Olive Penderghast A big old s. It should come as no surprise that the rumor that I was soliciting sex for money spread around school faster than Olive Penderghast What what's an anagram? So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.. Although she didn't win, she's since been nominated for four more Golden Globes one of which she won for her role in "La La Land." Stone said her parents have a similar style to Olive's. Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci in "Easy A." Screen Gems I like it very much. Your parents didn't. : Do you have a religion section? Mr. Griffith Olive Penderghast Relax. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. Right below our feet. Fine. I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. That rhymed Marianne Home Monologues Easy A (Rosemary): I had a similar situation when I was your age. [whispers to Olive] Rhiannon: Now, bitch. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. What do you think I have down there? [to herself] : A critical and commercial sleeper hit, Easy A was one of Fall 2010s most welcome surprises, a teen movie that didnt talk down to its audience, trusting them to be as smart as its motor-mouthed heroine. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. : With an incontrovertible sense of humor. Olive Penderghast But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Olive Penderghast : So, here it is. What do you think I have down there? Mostly guys. : Olive: (while undressing) Relax. Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. : I got that "V" where you'd rather see a "P". Yeah, you're not really my type, either. Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? : It was the right one! Just using this space to practice as much as possible. Olive Penderghast I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. We've had 9 classes together since kindergarten 10 if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't, because you called it science-fiction and refused to go. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. Ah, that Roman. : Olive Penderghast : : Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey! : Hello? Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot. : More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : I might even lose my virginity to him. Rhi! : Mrs. Griffith Crushing it! Get it? Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast No judgement, but you kind of look like striper Olive Penderghast [beat] Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Olive Penderghast Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. That happened. Olive Penderghast Right above the Orient. Brandon Just kidding! : Nor did Olive. Emma Stone. Olive Penderghast Screw all these people, Olive! I could have chlamydia. Olive Penderghast Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. I love this. : The illusion is shattered! : Olive Penderghast It wasn't the left tit? Olive Penderghast How is that my problem, amigo? Not now, Quiznos. : : Because I was a s. : Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Quiznos Guy You must be related to me. : So they got Rhiannon. Pow! : [after performing her song at the pep rally] : Olive Penderghast OH RATS! 1. Mom! A gnome? Mrs. Griffith Olive: Due to his condition, Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents in Palatka, Florida. No, you're not, Olive. Olive Penderghast I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me? With an incontrovertible sense of humor. Here you go. But youre much smarter than me, so youll come out of this much better than I did. Ask some of your friend's parents. A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes. Olive Penderghast You're a slut. You're going to hell! No, silly. : Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) Sarah Larson 4 subscribers Subscribe 1 Share 196 views 9 years ago This is the opening Monologue from Easy A. I hope you like it. That must have been pretty embarrassing. You totally lost your V-card to him. It's all I can afford. : "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. What is the bookstore that Olive visits that has books on the outside of the store. Olive: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. : : Olive Penderghast Yes. Rhiannon But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Screw all these people, Olive! The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed! : : Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? What? [about the rumors that she punched Nina] Olive: (erupts with laughter) Im sorry, but, I mean, really? I also heard he gave you crabs. Easy A. It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. Its true. Mrs. Griffith Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. Give it up for the woodchucks! : Olive Penderghast For a long time, actually a "long" time Olive Penderghast So the next day I had detention. Now you're a super slut like me. Olive Penderghast Emma Stone's role in "Easy A" earned the actress her first Golden Globe nomination in 2011.
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